Kerrang!: 23 títulos estranhamente aleatórios em músicas matadoras de rock/metal

Confesse: num dado momento da vida, você ouviu um som, curtiu e pensou: "Mas que porra de nome é esse?". E sequer nos referimos aos logos ininteligíveis de grupos black metal e sim a títulos de músicas às vezes sem sentido, ao maior estilo "rolê aleatório"... Se já teve a experiência (quem nunca?), vai adorar "23 killer rock songs with the most weirdly random song titles".

De modo prático, eis vinte e três batismos bem bizarros, segundo o texto genericamente assinado pela Kerrang! Staff em 07/09, embora elaborado a partir de votação dos leitores do site – tudo, como sempre, no formato "faixa – play (ano de lançamento) – banda" e links do YouTube.

- El Phantasmo And The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama
Astro-Creep: 2000 – Songs Of Love, Destruction And Other Synthetic Delusions Of The Electric Head (95)
White Zombie

- And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman
Downtown Battle Mountain (07)
Dance Gavin Dance

- One Day The Only Butterflies Left Will Be In Your Chest As You March Towards Your Death [Feat. Amy Lee]
Post Human: Survival Horror (20)
Bring Me The Horizon

- This Is Not A Song, It’s A Sandwich!
Sandwich (09)
Psychostick

- A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
From Under The Cork Tree (05)
Fall Out Boy

[álbum "campeão", pois nele há ao menos outras oito composições similares às da lista!]

- There’s No Such Things As A Jaggy Snake
Infinity Land (04)
Biffy Clyro

- I’m Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? [Feat. Mike Hranica]
Homesick (09)
A Day To Remember

- Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict
Ummagumma (69)
Pink Floyd

- Shhh!!! If You’re Quiet, I’ll Show You A Dinosaur
Manipulator (07)
The Fall Of Troy

- Gandhi Mate, Gandhi
A Flash Flood Of Colour (12)
Enter Shikari

- Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums
eMOTIVe (04)
A Perfect Circle

- This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song
Mesmerize (05)
System Of A Down

- Onions Make The Milk Taste Bad
Hold It In (14)
The Melvins

- Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
Flight Of The Wounded Locust [EP] (01)
The Locust

- Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
Primus Tales From The Punchbowl (95)
Primus

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- 409 In Your Coffeemaker
Slappy [EP] (90)
Green Day

- The Fun Machine Took A Shit & Died
Era Vulgaris [Pre-Order Edition] (07)
Queens Of The Stone Age

- I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps A Cowboy King
Stand Up And Scream (09)
Asking Alexandria

- The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner
Somewhere In Time (86)
Iron Maiden

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- Qwerty
The Righteous & The Butterfly (14)
Mushroomhead

- Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town
Vs. (93)
Pearl Jam

- Manchester Super Reds No. 1 Fan
Amazing Things (21)
Don Broco

- Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You
Subterranean Jungle (93)
Ramones

Gostou das escolhas acima? Mais malucos apenas os nicks de alguns fãs a enviar as sugestões por perfis de Facebook e Instagram... Não vamos expor ninguém, embora recomendemos o prestígio à fonte, caso esteja curioso, para ler as justificativas também!